You Know You Have Lyme When You ….

1- Write “Lyme” on the grocery list instead of “Lime”.

You know you have Lyme when you …

2- Are talking and mid sentence you completely go blank and ask what you were just talking about. (Put Lyme patients in a room together and you end up with the best comedy show EVER)

You know you have Lyme when you …

3- Know how many moles you have on your body.

You know you have Lyme when you …

4- Have a tick repellent spray bottle, tick repellent wipes and a tick remover with a magnifier in your purse ALWAYS!! (Maybe this is just me haha)

You know you have Lyme when you …

5- Are excited for your new shipment of supplements to come in.

You know you have Lyme when you …

6- Vacuum the floor a 100 times during spring, summer and fall.

You know you have Lyme when you …

7- Sit there for 10 minutes trying to figure out how to spell the word ‘roof’ .. “is it ruf? ruph? .. crap I need to google it.”

You know you have Lyme when you …

8- Ask if you will be anywhere near grassy/woodsy areas when planning an outing with family or friends because you need to be prepared!!

You know you have Lyme when your …

9- Body can’t handle heat nor cold. You have ten layers of clothing on in the winter because you can’t warm up and you feel like fainting during the summer because you’re too hot.

You know you have Lyme when you …

10- say “oh it’s a full moon … that must be why I feel so crappy”, and everyone looks at you like you are coo coo.

You know you have Lyme when you …

11- Have returned furniture and numerous articles of clothing because they have a strong smell to them that no one else could smell but you.

You know you have Lyme when you …

12- Know every antibiotic that was ever made, how it’s spelled and how it’s pronounced.

You know you have Lyme when you …

13- Leave the house wearing slippers and had to drive back to put regular shoes on.

You know you have Lyme when you …

14- Are very well known in the Emergency Room … maybe even by your first name.

You know you have Lyme when you …

15- Have every prescription under the sun given to you and could possibly open up a pharmacy of your own.

You know you have Lyme when you …

16- Start thinking that some of the herbal names could be cute for a future daughter or son.

This list is never ending for me!

How about you?

you know you have Lyme when you?!?

Blessings & Love,

Aish

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